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Mexican Deepthroat

Shoving a tortilla down someone's throat as fast as possible. Bonus points if you do it while they are high/drunk while sleeping.
Tony gave Pablo a Mexican deepthroat last night and now pablo is dead.
by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024
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Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane
Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.
by Wesdog64 May 3, 2018
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Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body
Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel
by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025
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Mexican Shower

The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.
"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"
by EightyTwo December 9, 2023
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Mexican Hogwater

When you chug half a bottle of tequila then piss in it filling it back up. Then you give the bottle to your disliked aquantence. They are then drinking Mexican hogwater.
Brian always drinks all my liquor so Igave Brian's ass some Mexican Hogwater last night. He never noticed something was wrong with the bottle.
by Chongolot 69 November 15, 2021
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mexican

i love mexican foooood
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!
Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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