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kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.
EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”
by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022
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Ball kisses

When you fart on your boyfriend’s balls while he’s inside you
I’m so gassy right now, if we have sex I’m going to give you some ball kisses
by Ballkisses May 19, 2024
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International kiss your furry friend day

The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd
Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love

Furry: oh god
by InfernoTrap June 1, 2024
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Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.
Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.
by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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national kissing day

On April 13th it’s national kissing day! Pair up with anyone and pucker up 😘 it could be anyone friend, crush, teacher, dog anyone!!
Today’s national Kissing day I’m gonna go kiss James😍
by IDONTLIKEENGLISH May 25, 2018
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Kiss a baseball boy

“Hey it’s November 29 yk what that means”
“No I don’t”

“It’s kiss a baseball boy day
by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
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