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friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.
Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.
by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009
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My friend Denton

A sub-orbital flaming piece of hot excrement known to crashland in woodland areas or in large bodies of water.
Oh, there goes another My friend Denton.
by PSCBrenden February 24, 2005
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Girl Best Friend

A girl best friend is the best thing that’s going to ever happen to you. She’s always going to make you smile, she’s always going to make you happy, she’s always going to make you laugh, and she’s always going to make your day. You can be yourself around her. You would know her family and be comfortable around them. She’s the person you would stay on FaceTime with all night, you would ask her that if she’s tired and that it’s OK if she wants to go but she would just deny it and act like she’s not tired at all just to stay on the call with you. She’s the person you would trust anything with. She will be there for you no matter what. She’s the last person you’ll talk to before going to bed and the first when you get out of bed. She is something that you don’t ever want to lose. She’s trustworthy and honest. She’ll give you the warmest hugs. She’ll cuddle you in the cutest ways. She’ll love you like no one has ever done before. She may have a crush on you one time or another. You may have a small crush on her one time or another. This is completely normal. Hug her, compliment her, protect her, make her feel special, even if she isn’t your girlfriend.

She loves you, show her some love too.
People- Is she like you’re girlfriend

Me- No, she’s my Girl Best Friend
People- You guys should definitely date
by FACTS1010 June 16, 2019
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Kick a tall friend

Everybody has a talk friend so on November 5th your allowed to kick them ANYWHERE
Tom: I'm the tallest person here

Mary:But its November 5 th Kick a tall friend day ahahah
Tom:OH NO!
by francis miller YT November 2, 2019
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lowkey friend

Someone who's not your Bae but also not 'just a friend'
Rickie lee isn't my Bae, but she's now just a friend... she can be my lowkey friend
by Low key friend expert February 4, 2017
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wilmington friends school

a private quaker school with too many stupid rules and meeting for worships. the majority of the boys are collar popping tools who desparatley need to grow up. there are a few snobby rich bitches and a few weirdos, but most of the girls are above average. theres a lot of oppinion board controversy and an extreme lack of hook ups due 2 the fact that we've all known eachother far 2 long. most of the time u just feel like uve been there too long
my parents are against war so i attend wilmington friends
by anon April 11, 2005
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