Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010

croak face

Someone who’s really on your nerves, without thinking you should call them a croak face.

Man, that fool lookin like a croak face

by NatesRoastingHandBook March 1, 2018

face-dusting

Similar to "crop dusting," face-dusting is the act of making a vicious, inappropriate comment on a friend's facebook page and then ignoring the outraged aftermath. Face-dusting.

Also has application on Twitter, though Mr. Gottfried did prove that you can ignore the aftermath all you want, you could still lose your pool cleaning income from "dusting."

"Happy Bday. May it be your last. Seriously. You're a blight on humanity, and need to be expunged. And then rot. Or rot first. Whatever." -Post, then ignore the ridiculous comments from cranky, oversensitive family members and friends. Face-dusting.

by daily mews April 1, 2011

Slurry Face

Slurry Face is somebody who is obviously a slut, or just a funny insult to call your girl mates..or boy mates. whatever floats your boat.

Kayla; Oi Jes, You're A Slurry Face!

by JesiekaSUICIDE September 26, 2009

Butt face

When you have a full beard and you shave all of it off including mustache now your face is completely bald, that’s a butt face.

Damn, homie had a whole beard yesterday and now and he got da butt face.

by Neven May 9, 2021

Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.

I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces

by Shed89 March 12, 2013

Face-play

The sexual act commonly mistaken with foreplay, it's more common alternative. Faceplay is any sexual act having to do with the face and foreplay. It was first recognized in association to the rare nose fetish.

"She's not the one if she's not into face-play, man, that just won't do."

by Whateverthehellworks September 6, 2018