1) When a person takes an abnormally long time to accomplish a certain task.
2) One who sucks at life.
2) One who sucks at life.
by cuzin September 29, 2006

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.
by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

by Xenshi August 29, 2021

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.
" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.
by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019

Regarding a time before you mattered. A time that you were not a part of. You must have at least 5 plus years on to even say this phrase.
Back in the day I didn't even work here because I don't matter and should never say back in the day.
by GPJ4TH October 17, 2017
