Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder
Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.
by Mutt butt December 11, 2024
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Butter lightbulb

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb
Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb
by TYLER SAMOSNITE February 27, 2016
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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 11, 2018
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Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.
by naomi_galliard December 06, 2022
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Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
by Slutt fucker 3000 September 11, 2021
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Heavy Butter

Semen. Cum. Reproductive fluid.
Yo, I was with this bitch last night... oooooooooooooh SHIT! Heavy butter, baby! All night long.
by The Uncle Doctor September 18, 2017
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WOW Butter And Jelly

The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....
"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"
by BradyWasHere December 05, 2019
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