Beaned out of your mind. Googley eyed not knowing if your on Planet X or planet fucked but you’re actually on planet hookaranus.
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J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaning mug.A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
Get the Jelly bean and pickle sandwich mug.I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
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