A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug. by [po1438945189 March 29, 2025
Get the Zoo Wee MAMAmug. Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!
All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!
All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!
by sammgirl May 19, 2014
Get the Baltimore Zoomug. A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.
by HalfBlaked97 January 31, 2020
Get the ross park zoo staremug. When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)
Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.
by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009
Get the Dude Zoomug. It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
Get the Morbid Zoomug. When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.
Aka gerbiling.
My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.
by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022
Get the Petting Zoomug.