Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your Mom

"Your Mom" The word that 12 year olds tell you on Xbox While playing call of duty to Start some shit

Me:Why do you Keep fucking camping
Him Becuase Your Mom

by FreshhMemes December 30, 2016

Your mom

The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.

My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh

by Runiga September 19, 2018

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

Your Mom

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with
A: Your Mom

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021