Yoga and Core Stretch

a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.

"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"

by corina May 26, 2004

yogabitch

Similar to a psychobitch (see psychobitch)...but supplements some of her spare time through the practice of yoga...

That crazy YOGABITCH is doing her excercises again!

by Graffilthier October 9, 2008

yogasm

The feeling of complete and utter physical euphoria that results from eating all natural greek strained yogurt with honey.

Each morning, as she ate her breakfast, she was shocked yet again by the intensity of her yogasm.

by WordsRock January 30, 2009

Yoga

A cruel exercise about twisting your body.

Yoga is a punishment.

by Kaite Morin is a dog fucker October 12, 2003

airplane yoga

Crazy, new fangled, stretchy things to do, given by flash cards on that hippie airline called jet blue airlines.

Jaime did her airplane yoga on the way to see John so she would be flexible for doin the sex.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 18, 2004

Yoga

That's Yoda, you idiot.

All I got from my Yoga class was a butt.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

yogasm

The result of several outlandish excersises, that stress your brain. A softer variety of this is the satisfaction after a long run.

Why are you still standing on your head clapping your hands behind your back? Don't tell me you are trying to achieve that yogasm nonsense again!

by Zdenek August 9, 2004