A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.
by ~Magic Marker May 13, 2007
Get the 1000 yard stare mug.A case of mistaken identity thirty feet out. Upon closer inspection (less than thirty feet) you noticed the person in question is definitely not who you thought it was.
Usually occurs when driving.
Usually occurs when driving.
I was driving past an accident and I totally thought that was Lori! Thankfully when I got closer I realized it was just her ten yard twin.
by jeremy-j November 2, 2008
Get the ten yard twin mug.1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.
2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
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Get the 50 yard fake mug.When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.
"Damn that girl over there is hot!"
*Walks over to see her up close*
"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"
*Walks over to see her up close*
"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"
by You're Blind April 4, 2009
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