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Raisin

Someone who is unwanted by the opposite or same sex.
There's a bowl of chocolate with a raisin in, people prefer the chocolate, thats just how it is.

Dude, you just got friendzoned!

Im such a raisin!
by KingRaisin May 18, 2014
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Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
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chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
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Gray Raisin

Someone's ass hole
Instead of eating ass lets start calling it munching the "gray raisin"
by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019
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Raisin

Raisin is a super sexy nickname only used by super sexy people. Raisins are very kind , cool , funny , hot etc . They pull all the bitches they are always the alpha AWWWOOOO
Person a) OMG WAS THAT RAISINNN !
Person b) IT WAS I WANNA DATE THEM SO BAD !!!
by Raisin_getsAllThoseBitches November 16, 2022
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Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.
by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018
mugGet the Devil raisinmug.

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