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Wifey af

When someone is 'wifey af', this means that they're 10/10 marriage material. They do classic wife things. compliment to show that they're doing wife right
E.g
1. Chloe is wifey af, she made me breakfast this morning.

2. Jess is so great, i came home to the best cooked meal.

man, she's wifey af
by Ricebaby April 10, 2016
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Wiretap

A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.
Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas
by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020
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parbed wire

A replacement for words such as off the hook, and off the chain. Used in a variety of ways to describe something extremely awesome or stupid. Both a negative and positive.
Dude, check out that chick, she's totally parbed wire!

Wow, man, the way you got rejected by that Wookie was totally parbed wire.
by Bullshoy November 25, 2011
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Live wire vs tongue

Live wire vs tongue
Results:
Everyone who joined the compitition died.
by Why is this happening November 18, 2020
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genetically hard wired

to think or feel based on an innate way you were born to
A mother who thinks her daughter is the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world, Gods gift to humanity, is genetically hard wired to feel this way.
Italians are genetically hard wired to love gelato and those who make it for them!!!
by Gods Gift to Umanity June 9, 2011
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Mr. Wiley

Not to be confused with Megaman's arch rival, Dr. Wiley, the seemingly harmless Mr. Wiley should only be approached with extreme caution (when absolutely necessary). The following criminal attributes apply to Mr. Wiley, and contribute to his overall danger rating:
- Extreme prejudice towards correct spelling, sentence structure, pronunciation and syntax.
- Prone to spontaneous waltzing/ballroom dancing with unsuspecting victims (could be your very own spouse).
- Overly-observant of people/situations, which may lead to undesirable personal discovery.

- Able to become ghost-like when necessary. He could easily approach a police officer with a handshake and a smile, only to fade into the surrounding scenery with a pocket-full of evil.
- Will likely become a permanent fixture in your life as family, not just a friend. Mr. Wiley is that nigga that will get up out of bed at 4:00am to get you out of a serious jam . . . no questions asked.
*The cops were all over him, but he just busted a Mr. Wiley and vanished. Haven't seen him in days.
*Mr. Wiley can't two-step for shit, but he can sure waltz his way out of the Winchester.
by LordDecius August 16, 2017
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Wire Sex

The conglomerate of many wires tangled together. Usually related to entertainment centers or areas with lots of electrical equipment.
Every time I come home, I find my entertainment center having wire sex!
by Adam. A April 1, 2010
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