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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019
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Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.
Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.
by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022
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Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.
Are you wired, or with the feds?”
by suraimu May 11, 2021
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Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.
example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.
by kappibara February 7, 2023
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Copping the wire

Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).

Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.
I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.
by Bbsuperfan1111 September 14, 2022
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