wet wipe

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell

erica is a fucking ass wipe

by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019

Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016

mr wipes

Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments

per1: Here comes Mr Wipes!
per2: Help Mr Wipes!

"Mr Wipes wipes"

by Krazez June 6, 2018

Rage Wipe

When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.

"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."

"Your arm? Why?"

" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."

by NotsosMom April 21, 2018

wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023