woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.

You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.

by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021

Wink Wonk

Used as a purely comedic way of hinting towards the “big do”. Just for joking around.

A YouTube comment: “They must like each other (wink wonk)”
Sentence: “Did they... you know... wink wonk

by IlikeWORDS🌈 June 23, 2019

Tit Wink

The Act of flashing your tits but constantly raising your shirt up and down at a rapid rate

My wife would tit wink the lead singer for a guitar pick

by DBriddle May 18, 2024

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 11, 2020