If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.
Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
by Your step brother May 31, 2020
Get the Wilson cultmug. by Eonzzx February 25, 2023
Get the Carter Wilsonmug. A loyal and cherished friend, who's by your side even when you've been cast away on a deserted island. Originating from Tom Hank's dear companion in the 2000 film classic, 'Cast Away'.
by Sassy Derrick June 15, 2020
Get the Wilson ballmug. Person: oh my god that Mia Wilson
Person 2: no that a stupid egg headed bitch who can’t get any hoes and is built like a paper clip.
Person 2: no that a stupid egg headed bitch who can’t get any hoes and is built like a paper clip.
by Peunutbutter October 23, 2022
Get the Mia Wilsonmug. When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!
by Coojax December 2, 2022
Get the Angry Wilsonmug. The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
Get the Chris Wilsonmug. a random pig with square glasses thinking he's big whilst flinging out punishments left right and centre to gain respect.if you know someone called Richard Wilson then u might as well commit suicide coz this man a nonce!
Richard Wilson is a nonce
him:"I'm not like this...im not a bad lad!"
other people:"yeah yeah your right...……. but your a nonce!"
him:"I'm not like this...im not a bad lad!"
other people:"yeah yeah your right...……. but your a nonce!"
by X.KH4N7 February 5, 2020
Get the Richard Wilsonmug.