A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.
Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.
by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016
Get the smig willymug. Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .
by kevmacsooside December 6, 2011
Get the willie banjomug. A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'
Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.
Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.
Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022
Get the Stinky Willymug. Former drug kingpin. In the late 1970s 1980s into the 1990s if you were doing cocaine in Miami it was a 85% chance that it was that it was his cocaine. He helped build Miami Skyline something us broke people don't know nothing about.
by King panter April 21, 2022
Get the Willy Falconmug. The word has many meanings.
The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.
It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.
The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.
It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.
“Yo jude i hardly slept last night i just feel willy pillowed” (tired)
“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)
“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)
“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)
“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)
by urbandictionary638362 April 4, 2022
Get the Willy Pillowmug. wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020
Get the Willy Wonkymug. A Man-Slag known by half of Essex... Not for good reason. Sends almost more nudes to girls than boys. (It's close) (Never been leaked... yet) Starts fights with all the boys of his snap but never backs it up. Toxic.
A: Yo I'm talking to this really cool dude.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.
by anonymous376740 September 5, 2022
Get the Willy Kahlermug.