Wig You One

Term used to describe the art of pulling someone’s hair and dragging them by it.

This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.

The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.

In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
“Your da sells Christmas lights all year round.”

“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
by Worn Forrest April 16, 2022
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split my wig

To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.
"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)
by xoise September 26, 2007
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Wig Split

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.
"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."
by TimeIsntTicking June 05, 2022
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split yo' wig

Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!
by Bunnyman June 22, 2003
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wig cracked back

don't fuck around... unless you want to get your wig cracked back that is?
by Rollieo July 06, 2008
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Where is my wig?!

An expression used when one has just had an extraordinary experience.

It implies that the experience was so phenomenal and moving, that it was powerful enough to remove your metaphorical wig from your head.
Kelly: "Have you heard Katy's new song?"
Kasheena: *listens to song*...."Where is my wig?!"
by Patient 404 February 06, 2019
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makeing a wig

While at a urinal u grab some loose pubes and leave on top of the urinal for the next person to add to the collection.
I was at mc donalds last night and was makeing a wig in the bathroom.
by M G mcgregor March 28, 2008
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