Smoking wifey 

A step past smoking buddy. The person that you love smoking with that will always pack your bowls for you, rolls your joints and blunts, and smoke you out. Typically a significant other.

After a long day of work; I come home to a fresh packed bowl. I love my smoking wifey.

Smoking wifey by Beauty and the Keif September 8, 2016

wiff

"wiff" is something stupid people that need to learn how to spell\type use instead of typing "with".

people who don't spell right when they type are ph-aggots
- _ -

ex."i need to go to grammar school wiff some of my friends"

wiff by jo'momma!! December 23, 2010

Wifey

What Ethnic kids in middle/high school call their girlfriends of 1 week.

Typical myspace name "(Insert name here)+ WIFEY 4EVUH!"

Wifey by Thisisareallycreativename December 20, 2009

wifty 

The female equivalent of a hubby. Over the years, it has replaced wifey, since wifty rhymes with nifty.

He couldn't wait to get home and sing a lil' song with his nifty lil' wifty.

wifty by Seshie June 5, 2018

waffy 

The creator of /me banjo

* waffy banjo

waffy by ohno October 11, 2003

wifey

a reallie good friend.
when two girls arnt reallie best friends but reallie good true friends and they cant think of a cute little nick name to use thats not best friends. They become wifeys.

Ashbo you are my wifey fo lifey =.

wifey by crittle September 19, 2007

wiffle

a rather amusing description of a slut slit.

such a date last night - i spent the evening chompin on yer ma's wiffle

wiffle by John Needle February 3, 2004