Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 05, 2024

Spaghetti Western

Wanna hit on this spaghetti western?
Ya bud I'm in.

by Spagooter boi November 17, 2021

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.

I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.

by Banana Cougs November 07, 2020

a test paper that has a lot of blank answers/open spaces

Little Johnnie received his test back with a failing grade and his teacher told the class Johnnie had a Western Paper...

by Don M. Spebee February 04, 2010

When you put ur hand up a girls ass and then she puts her hand up your ass common in western supermare

Girls:come round mine

Guy: what we gonna do

Girl:a western super
Guy:I think we should break up

by Gone on jay March 13, 2019

The scenario when 2 naked people are standing approximately 10 feet apart and attempt to urinate on each other.

Yea my buddy greg beat me in the ole western shootout last weekend. There’s still piss stains in the carpet!

by ShwiftyRick July 16, 2021

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 01, 2016