instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

waste of weather

When you can't take advantage of the weather because of other commitments or constrains, and e.g. the sunny day therefore loses its appeal and makes you slightly bitter, you feel that this is a waste of weather.

On the last day of our vacation the rain finally stopped, but we had to spent it at the airport. What a waste of weather!

Perfect conditions for skydiving, but I have to go to work, it's such a waste of weather.

by urbandi March 3, 2010

foul-weather friend

A foul-weather friend is the opposite of a fair-weather friend. A fair-weather friend is your friend when your life is fine, and times are good but they abandon you when you have a problem, lose your job, etc.

A foul-weather friend is someone who likes to be around you when you are unemployed, depressed and in the dumps. He/she feels sorry for you, and gets some pleasure out of feeling superior, handing out advice, berating you for having a bad attitude. As soon as you get out of the slump, get a job, get in shape, get a decent place to live, etc., the fair weather friend is jealous, and stops speaking to you.

Now that you are not a total loser, the foul-weather friend can't stand you.

As soon as I got a new job and a decent place to live, my foul-weather friend stopped speaking to me.

by Tabitha Elkins April 10, 2008

Weetabix

Genuinely healthy breakfast cereal that can often be used as a pseudo-laxative.

Weetabix: Looks like shit, tastes like shit, gives you the shits!

by Pedro Fandango September 12, 2006

webthreat

When someone makes a threat, usually involving violence, on an anonymous chat, forum, or other text based web communici.

It's great when you're mad and you type it, but later when it is read you see how much it sucks.

Webthreat example

Jaime Choo the JUBU says: NKOTB SUCK BALLS

NKOTB's biggest fan says: Dude, shut up or I'll kick your a**

Jaime Choo the JUBU says: Whatever man, they suck. I'm sorry... the truth hurts I know

NKOTB's biggest fan says: Dude... You're dead. I'm totally looking up your IP adress and FINDING YOU

by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008

Weather Wimp

The residents of Washington D.C., in the words of President Barack Obama.

It's just a bit of snow, you weather wimps.

by Slizzors January 29, 2009

Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012