Tin Weasel 

A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person

Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel

Tin Weasel by Dr. Frankfoot June 20, 2010

Pudding Weasel 

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.

My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...

Pudding Weasel by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010

turbo data weasel 

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

turbo data weasel by Fraser January 5, 2005

meat weasel 

1. Slang for the human cock. This form was first orginated by a hippy in State College, PA in 1987.

2. A perverted fuck that has a good sick sense of humor and has is not afriad to show it.

1. Give that bitch the ol' "meat weasel" up her ass until her eye balls pop out and she can be skull-fucked!

2. Everyone in the group backed off except the meat weasel who told the bitch that she was a fuckin' carpet muncher.

meat weasel by Jizz Bag June 11, 2006

Wicked Weasel 

A type of string bikini where the bottom consists only of a piece of fabric about 1.25 cm (1/2 inch) wide, resulting in the public display of the size and shape of the woman's vulva.

She must want all the world to see her camel toe to wear a wicked weasel like that!

Wicked Weasel by JBlackbird January 4, 2009

anal pounded weasel 

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

anal pounded weasel by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.

How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel

Sea Weasel by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010