Let's Get This Pony in the Water

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.

Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

by Nikkiwash3r3 April 2, 2022

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

by I Hate Fruit Loops!!! March 21, 2009

anus water rocket

Propellant used in anal entrance to rapidly shoot out a burst of liquid, thus expanding the anal cavity

"Today i used anus water rocket to enlarge my anal cavity"

by WestNomad January 12, 2016

Prince Across the Water

A leader in exile, or in waiting. A person out of power.

Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, might be the Prince Across the Water of Britain's Conservative Party.

by sharpslaw August 10, 2012

water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006