Swag Volcanoe

When a single person has so much swag, it just explodes from them...like a volcanoe

Person 1: Yo that kid is like a total swag volcanoe!

Person 2: Yeah totally!

by NarwhalUnicorn66 November 8, 2011

Volcanoing

When you open a woman/mans prolapsed asshole and fill it with a flammable substance like gasoline or lighter fluid. You then light the substance on fire and watch the anal cavity explode in a firy plume of shit and possibly semen.

Adrian: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Steven: prolly gonna be volcanoing my girl tbh.

Adrian: Save me some smegma twin.

by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

Hawaiian volcano

Cock ass perturbing turbo charge anal cock up the dick hole whilst sitting upside down

Cockade lava Hawaiian volcano

by Hawaiian Volcano October 8, 2016

Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano

We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active

by Shinylegs August 14, 2011

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

volcano protection

Volcano Protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.

by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018