Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
by Havince September 7, 2020
Get the Paedo vanmug. The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
by Hypenta May 13, 2018
Get the midget in a vanmug. When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018
Get the Van Gockmug. An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
by batsoup August 24, 2009
Get the Van Goghmug. A minivan.
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
by Libertine September 23, 2009
Get the Mommy Vanmug. a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.
van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
by Raqeul October 12, 2007
Get the van weasalmug. by Steven Mullaney January 12, 2008
Get the ste-vanmug.