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Start the van

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018
mugGet the Start the vanmug.

Van Hoe

Somebody who is an arthoe and has a liking for all things yellow. Especially mustard yellow.

A typical example of a Van Gogh hoe
Did you see her yellow overalls? Such a van hoe.
by Blobthelobhoe September 21, 2018
mugGet the Van Hoemug.

Van Gock

When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018
mugGet the Van Gockmug.

Van Gogh

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
by batsoup August 24, 2009
mugGet the Van Goghmug.

van weasal

a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.

van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
"the van weasal got out to get the boss some rolls today"
by Raqeul October 12, 2007
mugGet the van weasalmug.

Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.
by Libertine September 23, 2009
mugGet the Mommy Vanmug.

ste-van

a van owned by steven, commonly used for transporting hobo's
my caris called the ste-van
by Steven Mullaney January 12, 2008
mugGet the ste-vanmug.

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