vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003

silica vaginitis

Irititation of the vagina due to the presence of silica (sand).

Damn, she has a bad case of silica vaginitis today.

by eatmypoopyyouwhore August 4, 2006

Vaginal Spaghetti

also known as "the ghetties"

Vaginal blood from a woman's period when added to spaghetti sauce is, used in old wive's tales, as a means of capturing a man's heart.

by Nam in DC June 13, 2005

Vaginal Force

A new unit in physics which represents the amount of meters per second a woman can thrust on a dick

Your mom has 69 vaginal forces.
I like a woman that has more vaginal forces.

by sexer kid November 8, 2007

Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

Vaginal Studies

Study of all things vaginal,

"Oh my god you guys, i forgot to study my vagina!" Nicole Dewald

by Dan Gleesac May 29, 2005

vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009