Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

by Blargdragon April 22, 2006

unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009

mexican unicorn

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!

Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.

by Locomotive November 30, 2014

Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

or

"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

by Riotfish October 14, 2010

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".

I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!

by Lovie311 March 21, 2014