Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022

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Tahoe Twinky

A homophobic twink

"Man Steve just gave me the best head but he such a Tahoe Twinky"

by Pr. Murffles November 17, 2018

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reverse twinkie

The action of placing cum back into the penis using various methods.

Hey, I’m feeling a little low on semen, can you give me a reverse twinkie?

by yoink master October 30, 2021

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frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.

Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!

by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019

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Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

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twinkie juicer

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

by Courty December 15, 2007

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