trouser snake 

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

trouser snake by rayp January 18, 2004

trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

trouser cake by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

trouser fairy

a person who is the same sex that wants to get in your pants.

OMG it a trouser fairy. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

trouser fairy by darkmshadow February 21, 2010

trouser whistle 

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

trouser whistle by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011

Trouser Plowin 

When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.

I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.

Trouser Plowin by Mannimal October 2, 2014

trouser press 

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

trouser press by Townsman December 30, 2014

mexican trouser burn 

Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.

mexican trouser burn by MTBftw April 11, 2011