Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.
Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose
by NJB/JAP February 23, 2021
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Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.
Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.
by Vaanx May 06, 2021
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Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
by sherwinre April 20, 2019
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Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
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Triple Coned

Getting it in all orifices
Man , they just got triple coned
by EstelleD October 04, 2018
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Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.
Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.
by sir leton March 04, 2022
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Triple Hado

Like a Donkey Punch but with 3 hands
I triple hado'd her last night she didnt even wake up
by General dea7h August 02, 2019
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