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cock trader

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.
by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009
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Lane Trading

That really cool time while driving on the high-way/freeway/or any old street when two cars change lanes simultaneously.
Blue Car: *changes to left lane*

Red Car: *changes to right lane*

Random Person in Another Car: Did they plan that? They totally just Lane Traded!

Second Random Person (Same Car): Lane Trading is AWESOME!
by Silver_Bengal April 10, 2010
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cuban trader

one who "pumps and dumps" penny stocks trying to earn a living but ends up as a bagholder, enriching those much smarter than he.
My4ntoy is a famous cuban trader who has had his car repossessed because of losses trading penny stocks.
by kez;-) June 22, 2011
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Non-Traditional Slytherin

-Non-traditional Slytherins- The ones that just take Salazar's traditions and traits that we are associated with our house and throw it out the window and make way for some new Slytherin that they made up...the ones that think these traits and traditions are bad and wants us to follow the "good" traits that they deem appropriate for us.

- Non-traditional Slytherins are those who were hoping to be in another house, disappointed to be sorted into Slytherin because they either a) buy into all that stereotype about how we're only all evil or b) have thought of themselves as another house for years. But they're stuck here even though they want to be elsewhere, so they decide to be the "good" Slyths, the ones who display all these "brave, smart" etc qualities of other houses, proving to themselves that they are different from other snakes and are better, maybe alleviating their own bad feeling about ending up here. They think they're showing that they're a Slyth without really being a Slyth, as if that's a good thing.
"Hey I'm a slyth, but don't judge me or think bad of me, I'm not evil and dark, I am NON-TRADITIONAL SLYTHERIN!"
by SnakeHouse12 June 21, 2012
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Isaac Trade

A trade where the person who is being asked gets ripped off at a major level. When an Isaac Trade is asked, everyone is left wondering how stupid the person who is asking to trade is for asking such a stupid or unfair trade. Usually occurs with food or during lunchtime, but may occur elsewhere.
Hey dude, want to trade that box of oreos for this half eaten saltine cracker? No man! That's an Isaac trade you idiot!
by RocketPenguin October 28, 2013
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tape trader

When you get in the business of selling & trading VHS cassette tapes. This was popular in the 90's and early 2000's & was popularised with tapes of wrestling such as WWF, ECW, AJPW, World of Sport & WCW.
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Deat BWL, I'll have a order of a 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.
by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016
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snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."
by Hectorino November 6, 2017
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