Munting

Lathering your bean or dingaling in spit/juice and flicking it really fast so it makes a clapping sound.

Hey! Stop that!

Sorry Mr. Jackson, I was just munting my little bean!

by Craig Feldspar April 15, 2024

Munt

A munted cunt

Did you just shit your pants?

Yeah

Get out of here you munt

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014

Munt Mouth

A necrotic infection of the mouth following munting. This usually occurs to the "eater" after too many consecutive sessions, especially if the muntee has been deceased for an extended period of time. The condition can last days to weeks and patients experience tooth loss, blackening of the gums, and fecal breath.

Hey man, wanna go munt today? "Sure bro, but I gotta be the jumper for a while, I was diagnosed with Munt Mouth."

by Jurek Ismat January 29, 2025

Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024

Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Munt

Noun. Derogatory. A Millennial with a gunt. Non gender-specific; used with disdain.

What the fuck did that munt just say?!?

by JC_Deez_Nuts April 6, 2021

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025