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Tupperwared

Tupperwaredness (also known as "drunkenness" or "being drunk" or "wankered") is a physiological state occurring when an organism has a high level of ethanol in its bloodstream, or when ethanol otherwise causes the physiological effect known as tupperwaredness.

In humans, common symptoms may include slurred speech, euphoria, impaired balance, poor coordination, flushed face, reddened eyes, reduced inhibition, and erratic behavior. In severe cases, getting tupperwared can cause loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), coma, and even death.
Did you see the state of her on Saturday night? She was completely tupperwared off her face.

Let's go out and get tupperwared to celebrate!

I do all sorts of crazy sh*t when I'm tupperwared!
by frazmatazz May 3, 2010
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tupperware stage

the stage when all the dishes in your appartment have been used and you are too lazy to wash them so as a substitute you need to use tupperware boxes when you cooked and want to eat something

right after that comes the pot stage, where you eat directly out of the pot where you just cooked your meal in
The tupperware stage is reached when you're having a stressful time and are not in the mood to do the dishes, but the pile of dirty dishes gets bigger and bigger and the only option you have is to put your cooked food in a tupperware box and eat out of it
by 2tealeaves November 21, 2010
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Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.
Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."
by jwb71 July 24, 2011
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Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.
Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011
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High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.
Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.
by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008
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tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.
How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.
by CKlo August 9, 2007
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jasmyn tupper

a world renown swimmer who was born in portland oregon

she is currently dating emo/goth/punk internet celebrity Zac Rayniak
Chaz: hey Ben who is your favorite swimmer?
Ben: Jasmyn Tupper duhhh
by that one kiddaroo April 9, 2008
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