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testicles

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them
Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
by anonymous October 11, 2024
mugGet the testiclesmug.

testicle fuck

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
by Cloverman January 20, 2016
mugGet the testicle fuckmug.

dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it
shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
mugGet the dislocated testiclemug.

Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce
by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022
mugGet the Testicle pouncemug.

《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》

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《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
mugGet the 《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》mug.

Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.
Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.
by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021
mugGet the Testicle tagmug.

testicle terry

A man who has a chin that resembles testicles
Man, Peter Griffin sure is a testicle terry!
by Donaldtrumpsstand September 19, 2018
mugGet the testicle terrymug.

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