Willie-fied

The result of smoking some righteous weed.

When I get outta here this evening I'm gonna go sit on my front porch and get Willie-fied.

by Old Deadeye May 15, 2008

podcast willy

When a professional talk radio broadcaster burns all their bridges due to controversial content, FCC/gov't fines and loss of advertisers, gets fired from their paid job on terrestrial or satellite radio and ends up podcasting for free.

If Bubba's contract with Sirius isn't renewed, he's likely to end up Podcast Willy.

by Zice April 11, 2009

willy licker

A willy licker is a term used to degrade someone usually a man, insisting he is gay and likes penises.

Dave:- that girl is soooo hot!
John:- what the fuck would you know, you willy licker!
Dave:- you twat.

by Craigos Popoudopoulos November 3, 2013

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

Willy Lonka

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

Lily willy

The most amazing person in the world, she makes everything better :)

Person: Hi Lily willy, you’re the best.

by jaffarrrrrrrrr May 20, 2018