spider web

When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.

<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"

by W.James April 10, 2005

j-webbing

The art of taking pictures of a good looking, unsuspecting female. Usually a spinner while she's bent over, preferably wearing yoga pants. (Then sharing the picture with friends via social media.)

I was at the gym and this girl was doing squats in front of me. So I had to pull out my phone and get a picture of her. I j-webbed her 6 times. IE : J-webbing.

by Trucker jeff December 13, 2016

penis web

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

web site

a page viewed on the internet

urbandictionary.com is a kick-ass web site

by Ed July 23, 2003

spider web

A silky thing that spiders produce that turns you into a karate master once you walk into one.

holy shit dude i walked into a spider web

by karatemaster1337 March 12, 2019

web site

A place on the internet where: 1. Someone goes to rant their feelings. 2. Someone tries to sell something. 3. Someone tries to get peoples' e-mail addresses. 4. Someone distributes images of a pornographic nature. 5. People have convened to create a clique/fansite dedicated to some celebrity/band/whatever. 6. People go to for information i.e. looking up definitions of words. 7. Some geek posts hints/strategies to find secret levels in some nerdy games. 8. Someone can just play around with HTML and Java/other coding stuff. 9. Whatever; Insert comment here___.

There are web sites by pre-teens with "cartoon dollz" and the like. And then there are web sites, called "blogs" (web - logs), where people rant out things. (i.e. www.star-lit-eyes.com) There are also VERY bright colored sites, with many pixelated images (i.e. www.super-duper.net or maybe www.celestial-sodapop.net) Then there are also web sites in progress that suck. (i.e. www.cosmiccandy.i8.com) Also, there are websites that are graphic warehouses/distrubutors(i.e. www.peachie.nu) And there are also tutorial sites, as well as butt-ugly sites with the MOST horrendous colors and such. There's much more....but I'm getting hungry...

by xX_eternal_dream_Xx July 15, 2003

Web M.D.-lusional

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.

Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.

by clarke paley December 4, 2010