Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

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A really loud person who has a lot of immature friends. she loves her friends more than herself (sometimes not always). likes to be a good friend. smart but doesnt show it all the time.
can discuss any topic wether it sex, penises or any other gross topic. a really really really really good friend
will always be there for you so hang onto her. Its good to have one. I LOVE the jordan that i have as a friend. i luv u JORDAN DROUHARD!!!!!!!!

that girl is really loud but is a good friend
yeah thats jordan

by F R A N K I E D E V E S O April 12, 2014

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A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.

person: Looks its Jordan!
Person2: Oh no, hide your bread

by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019

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The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her

Hey did u see her? She's so fine, bet her name is Jordan.

by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015

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Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

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