A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
by CLiff January 7, 2005
Get the hairy germanmug. While making out or right about to make out with a cute girl, her hair finds it's way into your/her mouth.
by bonoheartztay December 16, 2008
Get the Hairy Kissmug. by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008
Get the the hairy bollocksmug. Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.
I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.
by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010
Get the Hairy Mechanicmug. The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.
by persnikety March 14, 2009
Get the Hairy Muttleymug. a five-dollar bill.
'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
by turkish revenge January 3, 2010
Get the Hairy Lincolnmug. 1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
Get the hairy saurkrautmug.