Black Clock

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...

Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...

by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005

Darkcherry Clock

The Most Popular Clock in the Entire Crew

(Darkcherry Clock) is the coolest guy in the world :)

by 606poilice November 4, 2004

Knottsberry Clock

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!

Knotts is so talented

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Moyseh clock

Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face

"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"

6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.

by Superhoop February 15, 2022

looking at the clock

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

by Raptor1172 February 8, 2019