circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

circus kiss

Lighting a fire around the anus and putting it out with your tongue

I gave sally a circus kiss

by Circus kiss king February 15, 2021

bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

worm circus

alternative name for "sausage fest"

dude this party is a total worm circus, get some chicks in here!

by lily pilgrim September 8, 2022

circus tiger

When one shoots his ejaculate through another's hoop nose ring.

Rad Guy 1: I totally circus tigered and it went into her eye
Rad Guy 2: Nice!

by Wahoooooooooo September 20, 2010

Circus Fadge

A colourful, humorous, acrobatic, brave or grotesque lady garden

At least I don’t have a circus fadge that people throw rotten vegetables at

by Bearded Biff September 26, 2021

Circus tent

What a lot of the COVID testing sites look like. Some of these folks doing the testing would say their patients are testing their patience, but the ones really getting tested are the people that got in line for a test, a shot, or a (morale) booster.

No wonder people aren't going to the regular circus anymore, the circus split into numerous local branches when it came to town instead of one big top, and it has yet to pack up and leave town. Have you ever seen a circus tent in one town for this long?

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022