A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

sodium boil

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.

That girl robin sure do know how to make my sodium boil ☔️

by 6upcu💤 October 14, 2016

Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.

That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.

by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021

Piss-boil

To express your anger.
To boil piss.
This is spelt specifically with a dash in the middle to represent a penis.

That really boils my piss.

or
I really feel like going for a piss-boil today.

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside, lay spread eagle, and let your nuts bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie lately? I heard the neighbor caught him cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs".

by redboy123420 March 16, 2025

Ocean Boiling

A thesis with a range wider than the ocean, is comprehensive and irrefutable, so impactful it is ocean boiling.
(Other similar expressions here call it fruitless or impossible, it has always had a positive connotation to me.)

We are so competitive thanks to our Ocean Boiling marketing strategy, ticking all the boxes.

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside and lay ass up and spread eagle, allowing your nuts to bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie? I heard the neighbor caught up cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs!"

by redboy123420 March 16, 2025