A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
Get the Hot Battered Turdmug. by Ladymae March 3, 2018
Get the Battered asparagusmug. When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017
Get the troll battermug. I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011
Get the Batter coated orgasmmug. n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster
by Tominator July 6, 2022
Get the Batter Chalicemug. The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.
by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015
Get the Waffle Battermug. by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022
Get the the battermug.