j-webbing

The art of taking pictures of a good looking, unsuspecting female. Usually a spinner while she's bent over, preferably wearing yoga pants. (Then sharing the picture with friends via social media.)

I was at the gym and this girl was doing squats in front of me. So I had to pull out my phone and get a picture of her. I j-webbed her 6 times. IE : J-webbing.

by Trucker jeff December 13, 2016

penis web

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

web site

a page viewed on the internet

urbandictionary.com is a kick-ass web site

by Ed July 23, 2003

spider web

A silky thing that spiders produce that turns you into a karate master once you walk into one.

holy shit dude i walked into a spider web

by karatemaster1337 March 12, 2019

web site

A place on the internet where: 1. Someone goes to rant their feelings. 2. Someone tries to sell something. 3. Someone tries to get peoples' e-mail addresses. 4. Someone distributes images of a pornographic nature. 5. People have convened to create a clique/fansite dedicated to some celebrity/band/whatever. 6. People go to for information i.e. looking up definitions of words. 7. Some geek posts hints/strategies to find secret levels in some nerdy games. 8. Someone can just play around with HTML and Java/other coding stuff. 9. Whatever; Insert comment here___.

There are web sites by pre-teens with "cartoon dollz" and the like. And then there are web sites, called "blogs" (web - logs), where people rant out things. (i.e. www.star-lit-eyes.com) There are also VERY bright colored sites, with many pixelated images (i.e. www.super-duper.net or maybe www.celestial-sodapop.net) Then there are also web sites in progress that suck. (i.e. www.cosmiccandy.i8.com) Also, there are websites that are graphic warehouses/distrubutors(i.e. www.peachie.nu) And there are also tutorial sites, as well as butt-ugly sites with the MOST horrendous colors and such. There's much more....but I'm getting hungry...

by xX_eternal_dream_Xx July 15, 2003

Web M.D.-lusional

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.

Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.

by clarke paley December 4, 2010

spider web

To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.

i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!

by LisaSusan September 9, 2006