Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
by AidenHall March 29, 2016
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Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend
Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.
by MAISYcat30now July 07, 2022
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Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited
"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"
by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023
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Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez
Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!
by Radical, but also Sadical September 25, 2017
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Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.
by Dead End Dale May 21, 2018
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