The Marmite Theory

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.

'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'

by Joeh! January 3, 2013

The Bush Theory

The bush theory is a theory that all of the bushs (US presidents) are all lizard people.It explains how the bushs caused 9/11. They live underground in there swamps and are the main cause of swamp ass

George: Did you hear about the bush theory.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.

by Op elitewaffle January 20, 2016

Margaritaville Theory

This theory states that if a middle-aged man has too much laid-back fun he ceases to exist.

Not sure where my dad went. My mom said to look up margaritaville theory

by forexchampion March 23, 2020

Kush Theory

The theory that encompasses all things kush. The true and only way of life is through the eyes of kush. The kush theory has no limits and is ever changing. When the kush is ignited, you will pass over into what is known as a "kush coma" where you will see the true beauty of the one and only "Kush Theory".

Bro, its just Kush Theory......

by KushMaster0 July 12, 2021

The Raemi Theory

The theory that all modern day life originated from the distanf planet Rae. The Raemi peoples set forth on their voyage in the year 609, and projected their landing on our solar systems Sun. However, tragedy struck when the Sun flared, and their ships were subverted into a crash landing on Earth. The Raemi peoples lost most of their advanced resources, and were forced to adapt and evolve into the modern day human.

“Have you heard of the Raemi Theory? It’s, like, totally rad, dude!”

by Skajya June 18, 2021

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

Code Theory

A discount code for literally anything you could ever think of; from Groceries, Concert Tickets, Crack or even OnlyFans pages. This code works especially well in the Epic Games Store/ Fortnite Item Shop.

"Hey man, I've been feeling really shitty and I think I'm dying!"
"No worries dude! I'll take you to the Epic Games Store to use code theory and cure your lack of V-Bucks!"
"Wow thanks! I'm already feeling better."

by TheoryGod October 10, 2019