seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 24, 2023

Seattle Freak Star

A freaky Femboy from Seattle, who had highlights in his hair.

Oh, dude, look, that guy is a certified Seattle Freak Star.

by dieharden April 28, 2024

Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu

The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...

by Lucky180 March 05, 2020

seattle slipper

When doing your gf on the washing machine, and "accidently" slip into her ass.

i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".

by Spliff76 August 01, 2017

Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking

Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 13, 2020

Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 09, 2024