Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass

“Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”

by Getpooted December 17, 2021

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.

“That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”

by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

by CherryPoots December 5, 2010

poots boot

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010