Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.

Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion

by De_Beeron January 8, 2018

spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

onion rape

To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and crazy that it is an onion rape. Please do not say onionrape it is not one word that is not even a word

"Nick i onion raped you in rise of nations before"
"Yeah you sure did"

by RyanGu October 2, 2007

decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

Onion Face

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.

Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."

by PT1906 January 7, 2012

Musky onions

Boobs; a term for the secretion of musky fluid from the nipples once sucked

Yo, I sucked on this girls tits, and them shits tasted like musky onions.

by Blackojacko March 1, 2021

Steamed Onion

Hot and sweaty sex with someone who hasn't showered in a month

"I'm not in the mood, I just had a steamed onion, and that was just wrong!"

by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009