by sUcK diK 420 May 5, 2019

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and crazy that it is an onion rape. Please do not say onionrape it is not one word that is not even a word
by RyanGu October 2, 2007

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.
Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."
by PT1906 January 7, 2012

by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018

by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017
