coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019

Saucy Muff

A pussy slathered in penile sauce

Ayo, Jimmothy. I got them pictures you sent me, man. That's one nice-ass Saucy Muff.

by Barry Fingerdiddler April 5, 2018

upchuck muff

Upchuck muff is when an individual is eating out a woman and throws up in her vagina.

"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."

by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018

Boston Muff

The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.

I'll never eat that Boston muff again.

I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.

by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016

Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016

muff muncher

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019

Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.

He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012